Friday, March 1, 2013

Hetalia: Ludwig X Secret psycho!Reader lime

"hallo lieben" Ludwig said as he kissed his longtime girlfriend (name). She got on her tip toes and placed her lips on his in a chaste kiss before pulling away giggling "happy valentines day, my love" she said happily and lead him to the living room where there was a news channel on and a dinner that made his mouth water. While they watched the show they would cuddle and playfully feed each other.
the news channel flipped on and a reporter had list the death toll of 15 girls and 10 boys found dead in the past month and the killed hasn't left a trace, they showed a picture of a girl's body with a heart carved into her forehead and the words painstakingly carved into her collarbone read 'happy valentines day, my love' but Ludwig switched the channel quickly and noticed his girl had rest her head on his chest "who would be so brutal to kill them in such a way?" she asked softly.

Oh my teddy, you're so bouncy.
Lovely little cutie,
won't you cuddle me, cuddle me, cuddle me, cuddle me?
Oh my teddy, you're so bouncy.
Lovely little cutie,
won't you follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me?

Ludwig always felt his heart skip a beat when he saw her or was near her, she was his little cuddly lynx, she was playful and seductive, a double edged blade that kept him on his toes, he loved it. He loved her.

Oh my teddy, you're so bouncy.
Lovely little cutie,
won't you cuddle me, cuddle me, cuddle me, cuddle me?
Oh my teddy, you're so bouncy,
Lovely little cutie,
won't you follow me, follow me, follow me?

he lead her up to the bedroom and sat her down on the bed and before he knew it he was on the bed under her as she ravished his mouth, neck and jaw line and removed both of their clothing in a teasing manner, once the top half of her was revealed she sat up but kept her legs wrapped around his waist, he sat up and moved his mouth to her neck as he placed love marks on her neck causing her to moan in laced pleasure.
"what do you want me to do?" he huskily murmured in her ear before nipping her earlobe earning a loud moan.
"Just squeeze me..."

-flashback-

she walked to her victim, a young woman who had bullied her for years, but (name) had finally snapped and no one knew it was her who was doing the killing.
"I-I will Kill you!" the girl shouted and (name) chuckled before giving a large grin before crouching in front of the girl and used the flat tip of the knife to make the girl look her in the eyes "Glaubst du wirklich, wirklich, wirklich wollen?" she asked before tracing the knife to the girl's arm and made a deep slash and the girl gave out a blood chilling shriek that would have startled anyone right there and then but (name)'s smile grew.

Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?

the girl's eyes soon had no life left and (name) giggled before bringing her knife to the girls forehead and carved a heart, it was valentines day and she always did this with one person a year, so she should feel special where ever she is, weather in spirit form or in a casket.
she giggled again and brought the knife to her collarbone and carved 'happy valentines day, my love' it was aimed at one person, her valentine~
she stood up and with her blood covered hand she wrote 'I'm a psycho, psycho teddy.'

-flashback over-

they both struggled out of their clothing until she was left in her lacy panties that had the German flag and it drove him mad "luddy~" she purred softly, he stopped running his hands along her body and looked into her eyes.
"Ja?" he asked softly and she grinned "maybe we could try something different~" she said and he quickly understood before scrambling up and to his closet before looking back at her "do you really want to?" he asked just to be sure, (name) looked so fragile, but she nodded and he continued threw his closet.

Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?

I'm a psycho, psycho teddy..

Psycho AAH! Psycho BLAAH! Psycho BLEH! PsyCAH BLEH! Psycho BLAAH! AAH! BLEEH! HOOHOO!
Psycho OOH! Psycho BLEH! Psycho BLEH BLEH AAH! Psycho BLEH! BLEH!

Psycho teddy!
Psycho teddy!
Oh my teddy, you're so bouncy.
Lovely little cutie,
won't you cuddle me, cuddle me, cuddle me, cuddle me?
Oh my teddy, you're so bouncy.
Lovely little cutie,
won't you follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me?
Oh my teddy, you're so bouncy.
Lovely little cutie
won't you cuddle me, cuddle me, cuddle me, cuddle me?
Oh my teddy, you're so bouncy,
Lovely little cutie,
won't you follow me, follow me, follow me?

it didn't take long to reach their ends, they called out each others names as they rode out their pleasures waves of pent up lust, love and ecstasy, he laid down next to her as they tried to catch their breath, she was the first to speak "t-that was sehr gut, love" she panted before cuddling him, he wrapped a arm around her and brought her body even closer as they fell asleep in each others arms.

Psycho teddy!
Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?
I'm a psycho, psycho teddy.
Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?
Do you really really really really want to?
I'm a psycho, psycho teddy..

~flashback~


in her dreams she would happily chant things as she killed her victims and predators, each of them were killed in many useful and new ways that she saw as masterpieces, her lover didn't know but he knew good work and a job well done when he saw it.

"PsyCHO!!!!!" Her newest victim yelled, a recent bully but she would take care of. The next few moments was filled with the sound of pained gasps and screams with flesh ripping and psychotic laughter.
Psycho AAH! Psycho BLAAH! Psycho BLEH! PsyCAH BLEH! Psycho BLAAH! AAH! BLEEH! HOOHOO!
Psycho OOH! Psycho BLEH! Psycho BLEH BLEH AAH! Psycho BLEH! Psyc-BLEH! Psycho BLEH!
Psyco teddy!
Psyco teddy!
Psy-Psy-Psycho teddy!
Psyco teddy!
Psy! Psy-Psyco teddy!
Psyco teddy!
Psy-Psy-Psycho teddy!
Psycho teddy!
Psy-Psy-Psy-Psy-Psy-Psycho teddy!..

she giggled one last time before leaving the alleyway "I'm a psycho teddy" she grinned "His psycho teddy" she continued home to prepare dinner for her love and get cleaned up.

Wubwub: Happy Valentines day everyone! *sneaks behind reader* I'm going to kill you.
reader: screams and runs
wubwub: I didn't mean it!
reader: *continues to run and scream*
wubwub: DON'T BE ANGRY!!!!

Wubwub: oh yeah and please be nice, this is mein first story.